When I was a kid we told a lot of jokes that today would be considered "not politically correct." In addition to Pollock jokes, we told Helen Keller jokes (What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? Rearrange the furniture.), dead baby jokes (Won't even put one here), Chinese book title jokes (Spot On the Wall, by Who Flung Dung), and brother jokes (Mommy, mommy, I don't like my brother. Shut up and keep eating). But my favorites were the "guy with no arms and legs" jokes. I loved the play on words.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Art
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying on your front porch?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in a ditch?
Phil
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?
Bob
OK, so I'm weird!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Art
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying on your front porch?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in a ditch?
Phil
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?
Bob
OK, so I'm weird!
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